Mission

Draw the nearest object as if it were a misunderstood goblin noble.

Bonus Objective

Give it a dramatic family name.

Mission

Make a physical quest board on paper with three quests for yourself to complete this week.

Bonus Objective

Pin it somewhere you will actually see it.

Mission

Do one normal errand, but narrate your inner monologue like you are an NPC with a fetch quest.

Bonus Objective

Accept your reward (a snack or drink) with excessive gratitude.

Mission

Walk until you find a door, sign, or gate with a prominent green element. Invent the quest behind it.

Bonus Objective

Write the quest giver's name and one line of dialogue.