Mission

Write a medieval announcement for something boring in your room, like "The Council has misplaced the remote."

Bonus Objective

Read it aloud like a town crier.

Mission

Draw the nearest object as if it were a misunderstood goblin noble.

Bonus Objective

Give it a dramatic family name.

Mission

Do one normal errand, but narrate your inner monologue like you are an NPC with a fetch quest.

Bonus Objective

Accept your reward (a snack or drink) with excessive gratitude.

Mission

Walk until you find a door, sign, or gate with a prominent green element. Invent the quest behind it.

Bonus Objective

Write the quest giver's name and one line of dialogue.