Indoor Side Quests

Mission

Write a medieval announcement for something boring in your room, like "The Council has misplaced the remote."

Bonus Objective

Read it aloud like a town crier.

Mission

Draw the nearest object as if it were a misunderstood goblin noble.

Bonus Objective

Give it a dramatic family name.

Mission

Build a blanket fort with a friend and negotiate treaty terms for snack sharing inside.

Bonus Objective

Sign the treaty with a ridiculous signature.

Mission

Sit quietly for five minutes and identify every distinct sound you can hear. Write them down.

Bonus Objective

Assign each sound a fantasy creature name.

Mission

Give three genuine compliments to people you know today—in person or by message.

Bonus Objective

Make one compliment unexpectedly specific.

Mission

Walk through your home and give a guided museum tour of five ordinary objects as priceless artifacts.

Bonus Objective

Use your most pretentious art critic voice.

Mission

Make a physical quest board on paper with three quests for yourself to complete this week.

Bonus Objective

Pin it somewhere you will actually see it.

Mission

Make a hot drink and perform an unnecessarily formal ceremony while preparing it.

Bonus Objective

Bow to the mug before your first sip.

Mission

Write a short note from an alternate-universe version of yourself describing their day.

Bonus Objective

Make one detail surprisingly mundane.

Mission

Pick a window with a view and invent a silent movie happening outside for five minutes.

Bonus Objective

Give the movie a one-word genre and a dramatic poster tagline.

Mission

With friends, each grab a random household object and tell two truths and a lie about it.

Bonus Objective

Vote on which story should become canon.

Mission

Build a 5-song playlist for a fictional quest you are about to embark on.

Bonus Objective

Share one song title with a friend and ask what quest it sounds like.