Mission

Buy a snack you have never tried before and review it like you are a food critic with no qualifications.

Bonus Objective

Convince one person that the snack is either elite or criminal.

Mission

Observe pigeons from a respectful distance and narrate their meeting like a fantasy council session.

Bonus Objective

Assign each pigeon a noble title.

Mission

Find a busy corner and pitch a ridiculous movie plot based on what you see in 60 seconds.

Bonus Objective

Cast one stranger-looking passerby as the villain (silently, in your notes only).

Mission

Review the nearest plant as if it costs ten thousand gold and you are deciding whether to buy it.

Bonus Objective

Give it a star rating and one fake testimonial.